No Money Heads Up, Everyone’s Solid

    • GMCristiano
      GMCristiano
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      Inscrição: 11-12-2007 Posts: 3.472
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0iIYg3mGl4&

      What?
      How the fuck did he call that? Ugh, then he sucks out. Ah fucking motha, ugh. Ugh.
      These chips man, they’re fucking crazy. What’s wrong with these chips? Crazy chips! That’s what I call them.
      Man, if they weren’t crazy, they would be like coming towards me in some sort of patternized notion man.

      I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
      No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
      I move in ahead
      And still you gonna call it
      Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

      I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
      No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
      I move in ahead
      And still you gonna call it
      Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

      It doesn’t make sense, I’m on the small tables
      but this heads up, it means a small table.
      I’m really depressed, looking for an anchor
      What should i do, stab me in the ankle?
      No, I won’t do it, this isn’t my fault.
      It’s the government and not enough donks.
      The good players just dive bomb and win,
      Thinking of a plan when a maniac moves in.

      What should i do? Raise every button?
      It’s like trying to raise Benjamin Button
      He doesn’t grow up, he just gets younger
      and after while he slow plays with under.
      I’m fucking depressed, working real hard
      To be a good player and play with these cards.
      And then i realize, I’m not that good
      I don’t have a shot so i really should…

      I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
      No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
      I move in ahead
      And still you gonna call it
      Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

      I’m quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
      No money heads up, everyone’s solid.
      I move in ahead
      And still you gonna call it
      Then you suck out, cause everyone’s solid.

      Ah man, I’m just too lazy to work hard for easy money.
      Jay-gee mofus.
      Wanna know something? I have a job.
      Unlike like you, I work hard during the day.
      So maybe I’m a little lazy, yea?
      You fucking degenerate.
      God, what kind of cruel asshole would kick someone when they’re down!?
      Jay-gee mofus.
  • 2 respostas
    • GMCristiano
      GMCristiano
      Bronze
      Inscrição: 11-12-2007 Posts: 3.472
      Esta musica foi criada depois de uma pessoa abrir um topico num forum a dizer

      "I think Im quitting the game. All the ring tables are just full of TAGS. Now as of recently all the heads up tables are full of decently solid players. I cannot get hands anymore. When I move in ahead and get called I get sucked out, but when I'm behind I never dog. It's so depressing. 4 years and I can't get off the small tables. I tried every approach. My winnings are marginal...not enough to justify playing. I have no question or whatever. I know this thread will probably get deleted. I'm just really depressed the government screwed over internet poker to the point where it's all good players with about 1 in 10 players being donks.

      Now it's just a few really good players trading games HU. Are the really good players the ones who just dive bomb and win? I can't beat those kind of maniacs. Raise every button?? That doesn't work the opponent just slowplays you after awhile. I'm so ****ing depressed to work this hard to be a good player and all of a sudden I realize I'm not that good. I have no shot. All the hard work down the drain."
    • delphino
      delphino
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      Inscrição: 02-17-2008 Posts: 8.553
      Também conhecido como "Não aguenta, bebe leite".